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The Scandal Channel is THE red hot TV channel and its flagship reality TV show Wannabe will ultimately lead to a memorable finale for three very different women. Lucy Voluptuous Lucy would really love to have a boyfriend. Somehow she ends up in Heat Magazine in an ill advised purple bikini and a new understanding of why it is imperative to exfoliate before administering fake tan. Denver Denver really wants a baby. She s trying to resist the temptation of running into Mothercare in order to stroke the babygros. Lucinda (Cindy) Cindy is determined to be famous at any cost. How on earth is she going to achieve that goal with no particular discernible talent apart from being stunning? She s on a promise to be Angelina Jolie s stunt legs but feels there is more she could be achieving. The opportunity to be on a brand new reality show called Wannabe might end up providing her with a lot more than she bargained for. This is chick lit with a dark sense of humour and a poke in the eye for celebrity culture.

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In my 30´s I decided to take up writing due to the revelation that aside from eating, drinking and watching vacuous television programmes I didn´t have any proper hobbies, the hobbies on my CV being more fictitious than Joan Rivers´ face. I currently live in Southampton with a husband (mine not someone else´s) and a Labrador called Bramble.

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