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THE PERFECT GIFT for all of the ´GROWN-UPS´ still wondering what life is all about.

Talking about the farmer´s market:

How much are these carrots?
What, per kilogram?
Each? Really? What does ´heritage´ mean?
Could I just have an onion, then, please?
Oh. Do you take credit cards?

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Talking about running:

Why am I running? Where am I going?
Do I want a longer life if I have to spend so much of it running?
Why aren´t I at home? Am I running away from home? Am I scared of home? Why is my brain full of weird, horrible thoughts? Is it because running is so very, very boring?
Why did I forget my headphones?

This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them.

The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope. Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny, brand new text.

´Hilarious´ Stylist

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Hazeley, Jason
Jason Hazeley is the co-writer of The Framley Examiner and the best-selling Bollocks to Alton Towers. Along with Joel Morris, he has written for a frankly stupid number of radio and TV comedy shows including Charlie Brooker´s Screenwipe. He divides his time between London and the pub.

Morris, Joel
Joel Morris is the co-writer of The Framley Examiner and the best-selling Bollocks to Alton Towers. Along with Jason Hazeley, he has written for a frankly stupid number of radio and TV comedy shows including Charlie Brooker´s Screenwipe. He divides his time between London and the pub.

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