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Lazonby Arthur Albert Algernon Aloysius Horatio Hieronymus Edvard Eggbert Eisteddfod Shufflebottom-Frobisher-Smythe The Third, Lanky to his friends, is newly graduated from Cambridge University and is travelling to the north of England by train when three well endowed, backpacking wild Tasmanian sirens, Raylene, Joylene and Reenie, storm his first class compartment. A strange northern woman named Faye who is writing a gothic horror swoons into his life and the mysterious, enigmatic and unknowable, red headed and wild eyed Larisha batters her way in. Is she werewolf, vampire or just a nice girl? But it doesn´t end there, Ralph is a larrikin Australian rouseabout who takes fine dining to a new level, there is Lazonby´s avant-garde mother and Coco a French beauty. Nothing for Lazonby will ever be the same again.

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Born in London, Anthony s family migrated to Australia in 1964. His hybrid education was a mixture of school and self-teaching resulting in a law scholarship, which he promptly failed. He then wrote a number of successful plays before embarking on an epic world tour where he met Susan, a Yorkshire lass, and they now run a cider farm down under.

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